Babe, I spoke to the lawyers again today. You know, every time someone rises up in this world, there's always gonna be some asshole trying to drag 'em down. Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: THE WOLF OF WALL STREET Drama 2013 2 hr 59 min English audio R CC Watch with free trial Buy or rent Sex. Naomi Lapaglia: Money talks and bullshit takes the bus. Jordan Belfort: Hey, everybody, listen up! Jordan Belfort: Read critic reviews. Donnie Azoff: Captain Ted Beecham: Naomi Lapaglia: Turns out all the FBI really wants from me is to cooperate. Jordan Belfort: And from now on, it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. Yeah, I'm sure. Jordan Belfort: Theyre called telephones. I don't even listen to it. Robbie Feinberg, the Pinhead, took five years to finish high school. Jordan Belfort: [whispering] We're talking about whales here, Moby fucking Dicks. It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone between the hours of 9 and 7. She you know, her her father is the is the brother of my mom. Alden Kupferberg: I don't wanna die, Jordan! Naomi Lapaglia: Patrick Denham: Cinemark Naomi Lapaglia: We're not gonna be friends. You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. Jordan Belfort: But who the fuck wanted to live there? Jordan Belfort, Let me tell you something. Jordan Belfort: The Wolf of Wall Street is a 2013 American biographical crime black comedy film directed by Martin Scorsese and written by Terence Winter, based on the 2007 memoir of the same name by Jordan Belfort. Because, I mean, fuckety fuck fuck, Jordan, look at this thing! This is what happens when you fuck with your pets on new issue day! It's the first time a stock is offered for sale to the general population. Are you out of your fucking mind? What are you, a fuckin owl? Naomi Lapaglia, Oh my God! These little bastards were so strong I had discovered a whole new phase. WHY? Jordan Belfort: I want you to come for me like it's the last fucking time. You're a father now, Jordan. One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? See, for a brief fleeting moment, I'd forgotten I was rich and I lived in a place where everything was for sale. The Wolf of Wall Street is one of the most iconic films of the 21st century Credit: Alamy. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. I check my messages every day when I come home from work my answering machine zero! Jordan Belfort: They cure cancer? I mean, I don't want to get personal or anything, but are they okay? I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Your email address will not be published. OK. Say hi, mommy! Naomi Lapaglia: When it gets here, I'll give you a call and you'll come pick it up. It's wonderful. What a greek tragedy! Max Belfort: Jordan Belfort: The movie is popular for its engaging story and its depiction of the notorious party culture. Donnie Azoff: I'm gonna take custody of the kids. I can't close this briefcase. Donnie Azoff: Its because you have not learnt enough. Come on, baby. So before I approve this midget-tossing business, you need to find me a game warden who can rein in the little critter if he should go off the deep end. I'm going to hell, Jordan! Once we sucker them in, we unload the dog shit. Good. Huh? Now as the firm taking the company public, we set the initial sales price then sold those shares right back to our friends. Nicky Koskoff: I called the captain the n-word? Jordan Belfort: Id suggest you also read my post 33 Inspiring Jordan Belfort Quotes For Success. By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton Oakmont. Mark Hanna: Failure is your friend. Jordan Belfort, If I earn a million dollars a week and the average American earns a thousand dollars a week, then when I spend twenty thousand dollars on something its the equivalent of the average American spending twenty dollars on something, right? Jordan Belfort, Ive got the guts to die. What a greek tragedy! Think about it. Twice a day. It is no matter. Max Belfort: This right here is the land of opportunity. Champagne. I'm not gonna let someone, you know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin. The movie is being directed by Martin Scorsese, stars Leonardo DiCaprio, and is based on the autobiography of Wall Street castaway, Jordan Belfort. A Long Island mansion featured in Martin Scorsese's 2013 film "Wolf of Wall Street" is listed for $10 million. Dont worry, it wont take long. the wolf of wall street 123 GIFs. In 1987, Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) takes an entry-level job at a Wall Street brokerage firm. This is not a tip, this is a prescription. [narration] Jordan Belfort: And then once right after lunch. Don't worry about it, I got it. And any fines that I have to pay wouldn't be due until after I've served my term, so we'd still have plenty of money leftover. And I hate fucking chess!, And my wifewell, I guess shed earned her scene with me, but still; did she really have that much reason to be angry? Cunt, cock, asshole." Is your landlord ready to evict you? I fucking hate you, Jordan! But it gets even better, baby. , and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. And you know what else? Hello, John. You're a lying piece of shit! Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed. Jordan Belfort, If you want to be rich, never give up. What the fuck does that even mean? What, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder, baking soda? What, if the kid's retarded? Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes. Righto, Jean, that'll be great Cheerio! But thats not because youre a failure. Don't you fucking dare. Are you fucking serious? Jordan Belfort: Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job? Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff. If you don't do it, the stress of this job, it'll make you explode. Then came the Pink Sheet hookers, who were the lowest form of all, usually a streetwalker or the sort of low-class hooker who showed up in response to a desperate late-night phone call to a number in Screw magazine or the yellow pages. Stop that sweetie, please? Jordan Belfort: [masturbates to Naomi] Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I heard some stupid shit. I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! They don't give a shit about money. I love it. What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? Donnie. It's his first day on Wall Street. Jordan Belfort, the former stock broker whose story inspired the hit movie The Wolf of Wall Street, is suing the filmmakers for $300m (229m). That's that's okay, that doesn't matter. I dont care whose birthday it is. Donnie Azoff, Its business. It was the sort of silence shared by two people who're comfortable enough not to force a conversation ahead of its logical progression. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Brad: Let's go the other fucking way! Do I Do I I jerk off? Who's Venice? What a Greek tragedy honey! Donnie Azoff: Great. There were more over here. Cause I can't keep track of your professions honey! An I.P.O. [Naomi walks in on a gay orgy] I will not die sober! It'll keep you sharp between the ears. What are these sides? Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to? Maybe sell the house. Keep talking, you fucking piece of shit! Jordan Belfort: Sell me this pen! He actually went to law school. Jordan Belfort: The Wolf of Wall Street has many lessons to learn from and brings to light something very real and raw in society, how even those with the best of intentions can fall prey to negative influences. Wow. You can save the fucking spotted owl with money. Jordan Belfort: I'm pretty fucking sure. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Jean Jacques Saurel: Okay, let's do it. I didn't even want to bring it up. The 3 keys to success in Straight Line Persuasion. Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid, and in no time, I'll make 'em rich. Does it even matter to you that I just had that driving range sodded with Bermuda grass, Jordan, and now you fucking wrecked it! I want to. The movie also features the "One of Us" chant, which is a reference to the 1930s horror movie Freaks. I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say "You're free now!" Do you guys not want to make money? Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. [Donnie haphazardly gets out from car] In fact, she's decided to throw them all away. I don't even know who Venice is. Jordan Belfort: I started this website because I wanted to help people like you to maximize their potential and achieve their dreams. They're fuckin' - the things they're doing now, Pops, I mean, I mean, it's on a whole other level. Fuzzy Bear over there? Jordan Belfort: Jesus Christ. Asking specific questions to gather intelligence and to understand the customers needs. Jordan Belfort: By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. Let me tell you something else. Jordan Belfort: You're not fucking taking my fucking kids! Does daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls, huh? You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. GET OFF THE PHONE! The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. Nicholas the Butler: Bulls. Daddy shouldn't waste his time. Its not on the elemental chart. You're gonna knock whose fucking teeth in? They were priced between three and five hundred dollars and made you wear a condom unless you gave them a hefty tip, which I always did. Perfect Hildy Azoff: But thats not because youre a failure. What are you, a fucking owl? Jordan Belfort: Well that's good news. While the movie opened to positive reviews, it was criticized by some viewers who felt that it glamorized Belfort's white-collar criminal lifestyle. Beni fucking hanna!. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000! If you did it long enough, he was certain to piss right back at you. It recounts Belfort's perspective on his career as a stockbroker in New York City and how his firm, Stratton Oakmont, engaged in rampant . Once in the morning, right after I work out. Dwayne: Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fuckin' wives. Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or if you're Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock is going to go up, down, sideways or in circles. No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids! Mark Hanna, One thing I can promise you is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners, I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few. Jordan Belfort, Just like that I made two grand, the other guys looked at me like I just discovered fire. Jordan Belfort, You know, just people say s**t. I dont even know. But, you drink enough and you drink a lot and it'll get you fucked up? ~ Jordan Belfort. Jordan Belfort: Captain Ted Beecham: I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Let us know whats wrong with this preview of, Act as if! Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. Captain Ted Beecham: Oh, Jesus Christ. In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. Jordan Belfort : [to the waiter] Oh, I'm good with water for now. Donnie Azoff: It's a whazy. Get away from the window! That was so fucking great. And I choose rich every fuckin' time. Max Belfort: Absolutely fucking not. Brad: If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. And you know something else, daddy? Naomi Lapaglia: I got a blinkling light because I don't have shit from you. Terms and Policies I haven't made love to you in so long. They're up my ass. Jordan Belfort: The whole Donnie Azoff: Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by . I want a divorce. Guinea Gulch. Turn around! You hear me? What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. Chantalle: Mayday! There is no such thing as bad publicity. What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over? Donnie Azoff: Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. We don't give two shits about how technology works, 'cause all we care about is getting fucking RICH! Jordan Belfort: Welcome back. Donnie Azoff: Just confirm how you got your ticket. We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. Whats inspirational about Belforts story is actually how he was able to recover from his fall from grace. vials of coke. You know? Jordan Belfort: That is fucked up! Donnie Azoff: Fuck you! In fact, you never did anything wrong in the first place. Good! You have to excuse my friend. You look like a kid, and Wall Streets no place for kids. That's right, out of all the Swiss bankers in Miami, it had to be him! This is America. I still have family over there, though. You be relentless! Alden Kupferberg: Do it differently each time. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Pick up the phone and start dialing! Regal Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault, The Wolf of Wall Street finds Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio at their most infectiously dynamic. Captain Ted Beecham: Jordan Belfort: The Matthew McConaughey's Wolf Of Wall Street chant soon became of the most iconic parts of the movie and is right up there in popularity with the actor's own " Alright, alright, alright " from Dazed And Confused. Donnie Azoff: [Naomi slaps Jordan and he slaps her back]. Brace yourself for an outrageous true story from legendary. Right, exactly. Mark Hanna: What? I told you, you're not taking my fucking kids. Look at this! Jordan Belfort: right? I dont even listen to it half the time. Jordan Belfort, Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. $26,000 for one fucking dinner! So you listen to me and you listen well. She designs women's panties too? Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit, you know? What the fuck are you talking about? Jordan Belfort: Guys with sales experience. Jordan Belfort: Are you behind on your credit card bills? Naomi Lapaglia: [flashes to Jordan having sex with Naomi] My Aunt Emma. Married people can't have friends? Nicholas the Butler: But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. It's called cocaine. Chester Ming, the depraved China man, thought jujitsu was in Israel. What the fuck is going on out here? We are going down! Jordan Belfort: Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey. Good for you, little man. Whose fucking teeth are you gonna knock in? You snooks will now be targeting the wealthiest 1% of Americans. Naomi Lapaglia: Aunt Emma: Naomi Lapaglia: Naomi Lapaglia: No, no, this can be explained. Naomi Lapaglia: There were four right here. Jordan Belfort: Tap "Sign me up" below to receive our weekly newsletter Everyone wants to get rich. No, you didn't research the whole thing and deal with the fucking golf course people! How are you doing today? Linette Lopez. They're called telephones. Good morning, daddy. Donnie Azoff: Like, "Run free!" Captain Ted Beecham: There's no such thing as an Amish Buddhist. This is "Wall Street" but with Leonardi DiCaprio and Jonah Hill on Quaaludes. I'm not talking about Buddhists or Amish. ~ Teresa Petrillo. What kind of person are you? Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: [timid] Jordan Belfort: Brad: Oh my God! What do you mean happy for me? Good! [when asked who is Captain Ahab] Are you behind on your credit card bills? Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. Sea Otter, who sold meat and weed. Once he was an ice cream vendor and now Jordan is the head of a stockbroker office: he's greedy, he loves power and all forms of excess. Come on, baby. Mark Hanna: You wanna fuck me, Jordan? Get off. It's just stupid. Chester Ming: The reason for the call today, John, is something just came across my desk, John. It's fairy dust. Get off me! Jordan Belfort: Huh? Is she like a first cousin, or is she Donnie Azoff: You know? You were on the floor rollin' around and shit. Three days later, I filed for a divorce and moved Naomi into the apartment. California, baby! Jordan Belfort: Tell me. After all, what was there to say? Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran. Is your landlord ready to evict you? [on getting arrested] Are you behind on you credit card bills? Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had nothing to with me. Yeah. I found this woman's company to be incredibly soothing., Victor was Chinese by birth and Jewish by injection, having been raised amid the most savage young Jews anywhere on Long Island: the towns of Jericho and Syosset., I had considered changing my phone number, but I was so far behind on my phone bill that NYNEX was after me too., People dont buy stock; it gets sold to them. Jordan Belfort: I'm gonna kill myself. Nothing. And whore you gonna be sitting next to? Daddy shouldn't waste his time. Not to mention countless dollars. Brad: Donnie Azoff: It's beautiful! Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. It's like playing a game of chess with your own life. Jordan Belfort: When you do something, you might fail. The Wolf of Wall Street is one of the most iconic films of the 21st century Credit: Alamy. Your hair looks good. Jordan Belfort: Postmedia Network Inc. | 365 Bloor Street East, Toronto, Ontario, M4W 3L4 | 416-383-2300. But we have to pretend we know. Mark Hanna, The name of the game, moving the money from the clients pocket to your pocket. Mark Hanna, Always keep the client on the Ferris wheel. And guess what? [narration] But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven, here is one that is my absolute favorite. Jordan Belfort: A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it. However, while Belfort and his cronies partake in a hedonistic brew of sex, drugs and thrills, the SEC and the FBI close in on his empire of excess. But we were making more money than we knew what do with. Feel free to reach out and connect. Mark Hanna: Ok, you're going to want to raise those numbers. Who's a faggot? Jordan, it's fucking good, right? I wanna be with the fuckin' Oompa Loompas! Hey Paulie, what's up? [Sees Jordan snorting cocaine] Its a woozie. Dad, we had clients, Pfizer clients. Turns out I have so much information about the stock market and Wall Street I can save the government years of heartache. See those little black boxes? Jordan Belfort: If you agree to the divorce right now, I will allow visitation. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: On cocksucking, motherfucking new issue day? I have a low blood sugar thyroid thing Jordan Belfort: Because I want you to come for me, baby. Jordan Belfort: They're bald - they're bald from the eyebrows down. [checks on Donnie] Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: [hears a phone] It's not like Look. Just give me a second. Naomi Lapaglia: No it's not like that. Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: I don't understand. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. Give yourself no choice but to succeed. And act as if you are already a tremendous success, and as sure as I stand here today - you will become successful., You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. Jordan Belfort: Okay? Come on. I've never been a fan of the bush, to be honest. The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. Patrick Denham: Honey oh my God!, you probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! That's right, I forgot. That's not why I do it. I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. I ask them to judge me on my losers, because I have so few. Jordan Belfort: Drugs. My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone until their client either buys *or fucking dies!*. [narration] [offers pen to Chester] Wake up, you piece of shit! I haven't eaten all day. All Id done was taken the small liberty of moving things to their logical conclusion, changing T and E to T and A: Tits and Ass!, If I earn a million dollars a week and the average American earns a thousand dollars a week, then when I spend twenty thousand dollars on something its the equivalent of the average American spending twenty dollars on something, right?, But what I sincerely hope is that my life serves as a cautionary tale to the rich and poor alike; to anyone whos living with a spoon up their nose and a bunch of pills dissolving in their stomach sac; or to any person whos considering taking a God-given gift and misusing it; to anyone who decides to go to the dark side of the force and live a life of unbridled hedonism. So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you don't let him do that 'cause that would make it real. Tootski?Follow me for tootskihttps://twitter.com/ogfz_https://www.instagram.com/ogfz/ The Wolf of Wall Street by Jordan Belfort 34,928 ratings, 3.73 average rating, 2,462 reviews Open Preview The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes Showing 1-27 of 27 "Act as if! Ugh! All right, get the fuck off my boat. Jordan Belfort: Do I jerk off? Stratton Oakmont. You're never gonna see the kids again! You had to deal with the Golf Course people too! Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Jordan Belfort, Successful people are 100% convinced that they are masters of their own destiny, theyre not creatures of circumstance, they create circumstance, if the circumstances around them suck they change them. Jordan Belfort, I want you to back yourself into a corner. Donnie Azoff: Give him time. [pauses] Donnie Azoff: Teresa Petrillo: The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. Donnie Azoff: 15 Outrageous Scenes In Martin Scorsese's 'Wolf Of Wall Street' We Can't Wait To See. Naomi Lapaglia: My name is Jordan Belfort. Take your little bowtie Get your shit, and get the fuck out of my office. There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. The jet skis just went overboard! You don't think I'm gonna see my fucking kids again, huh? Enjoy! My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone till their client either buys. I don't love you anymore, Jordan! Jordan Belfort: Hey, pal. Watch. Jordan Belfort: Pride. Leave your emotions at the door. Jordan Belfort, The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you cant achieve it. Jordan Belfort, 97% of the people who quit too soon are employed by the 3% who didnt. Jordan Belfort, Hard work beats talent. Ti mun bt tay vi vn ca bn bng cch tr nn giu c. Naomi Lapaglia: Naomi Lapaglia: [pushes him away with her legs] . Jordan Belfort, Theyre gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here. I mean, you're not afraid of like the whole kid thing, right? You were calling her name in your sleep! Donnie Azoff: Donnie. Jordan Belfort: Oh no. Jordan Belfort: [throwing money at the FBI agents] Its a place for killers. I'm in this for the long run, you know? By creating an account, you agree to the Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: It's not like that. Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna : So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you . [laughing] You know what? If you don't, you will fall out of balance, split your differential and tip the fuck over. I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. Naomi Lapaglia: Look, I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs.