tf2 demoman quotes

[sotto voce] "But I treasure your friendship. I am here to take American jobs! ", "You are ten pounds of ghost crap in a five-pound dress! ", "Merasmus! ", "I love your death, cyclops; your death is. [Opening fanfare of Drunken Pipe Bomb plays as the Demoman narrowly escapes a massive explosion while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Gravel Pit. ", "Any of you think yer better 'n me, you're gon' have another thing", "Gonna kill you and I'm keep killin' you and I never, cause you're be dead and then I'm gonna kill you. "So t'all ya fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure. And if a piece of fabric can do it, "Everyone, take a knee! Some gave more! The Demoman takes out a staff with a skull on its top and a tag reading "99". ", Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Soldier_responses&oldid=3353607, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. "Go play your pinko chess game with the Devil, Commie! ", "We only went a bloody did it, didn't we? Evidence of its existence is largely anecdotal, with minimal, and much disputed, photographic material and sonar readings, as there has not been any physical evidence uncovered as of 2012. Let's go cause some more trouble! ", "I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacks of scum! Dinnae tell anyone [sotto voce] I brought a lot of bloody bombs! Hasta gazpacho! Sheep farming is an important industry in the Scottish highlands. ", "You have grit, you have valor, and now you have proof! Good Snipers can easily ruin a Demo's attempts to set sticky traps or jump across the map just by quickscoping long before the Demo has time to prepare himself to counter the Sniper. ", "I came here to kick arse and have two eyes! I have favorite lines from other classes, too: If timed correctly, the resulting explosion will catapult the Demoman up and forward. ], Demoman: "One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch and kablooie! I cannot be reasoned with! The second Highlander film is also subtitled "The Quickening". "You cannot burn me! ", "We have you surrounded, at least from this side! Bowser Jr.: I ain't clownin' around here, kiddo! ], Demoman: "T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure. You can't see it, but I'm saluting you right now! Fortunately, it was the one covered by an eyepatch. Whoo! ", "If you were huntin' trouble, lad, ya found it. The archaic spelling "cyder" is sometimes used, but as a marketing ploy rather than authentic usage. ], Demoman: "If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I? ", "I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up! "Dominated! We are the best! [sotto voce] We should be friends forever, eh? There wasn't room for one. The name of this item is a reference to the end of Meet the Demoman, when the Demoman declares "I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the ol' brimstone!". These are a reference to Strong Bad's low-budget, Ed Wood-esque action series Dangeresque, where they are worn by his sidekick, Homestar Runner. This obviously reflects the fact that the Demoman only has one eye. ], [Sentry Gun fires rockets at the Demoman. ", "[Singing] I love to win, so I guess we should win! Medic: Another successful procedure. Showing 1-2 of 2 "What makes me a good demoman? At 0:56, the Demoman's hand bumps into the grenade on his desk and it becomes active, then falls off the desk; however, it does not detonate. ", "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back togetherIN HELL!". [sotto voce] But you're a good man and I love you. ", "I've a bomb with each and every one of their names on it! Kill him, he's healin' himself! A narcissistic braggart with an ego the size of the Soviet Union, Scout is always ready to hype himself up with overly-inflated praises and trash-talk his enemies. ", "You are a spineless worm! The update revealed the Demoman's lifestyle; along with working three jobs, he lives in a mansion in New Mexico with his blind mother. The Ullapool Caber is a "potato masher" hand grenade. With me. ", "I love every single one of ye not you. ", [questioning, hopeful and pleased grunts with a laugh], https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Demoman_taunts&oldid=3375898, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls, The Demoman does a pelvic thrust and shouts. Yours will do just fine. The item description makes a reference to Date Masamune's nickname, The One-eyed Dragon. ", "Tonight, your ass will be visited by three ghosts: my foot, my other foot, and a ghost! Also, the Caber is a one-time-deal. twitchquotes: Bruh wharf if, if the spy fromb tf2 disguised himself as demoman to get an N-word word pass. This is a play on words from a quote from the Shakespearean play Macbeth, which gives a fictional portrayal of the historical Scottish thane Macbeth. Again! ", "We almost died on that hill! Presto, you're dead! That's it, there's go, ho ho! "Watch out, lads! [Singing] Oh, say, can you see, that we lost the first game! Someone, take out me other eye! ", "This Demoman needs an eye, wizard! Below is a list of references specific to the Demoman class, most of which are related to Scotland, the home country of the Demoman. The Scotsmann's Stagger was added to the game. I DON'T LIKE THIS MAN. "Private eye" is a term for a private investigator. ", "I've been saving the good scrumpy for Competitive Mode! ", "Yer arses arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen. If I were a bad demoman, I would be sitting here discussing it with you now would I?" Demoman (TF2) tags: uhh 0 likes Like " (Blows up people and laughs) - There going to have to glue you back together, in Hell." Demoman (TF2) tags: uhh 0 likes Like As fun as it is to smack someone with a grenade and blow up everyone around him, 9 times out of 10, Demomen are better off using means that DON'T involve themselves blowing up as well. Taunts are character-specific animations that can be manually triggered in-game. ", "Merasmus! Steam Community :: Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos. If you got an enemy after taking a hit, surviving the Ullapool's explosion. Offense Classes The Scout The Soldier The Pyro Defense Classes The Demoman ", "I don't think they saw that one comin'! ", "We will push until there is nothing left to push! They got more fs uncensored than they got the likes of me. [Quietly] No offense, brain maggot. The best thing is to win without fighting at all.' There you are! hah.". Oh, that's right, they were in, "I dinnae even know we were fightin' another team! You're starving? A 'spinal tap' is a colloquial name for a lumbar puncture, a medical procedure involving the insertion of a needle into the spine to collect fluid for diagnostic testing. The modern 18 hole game of golf was invented in Scotland, the Demoman's homeland. Now put down those socks and let's get to work! While aiming at an enemy, melee weapon equipped: This page was last edited on 17 December 2022, at 17:18. This page was last edited on 11 July 2021, at 11:32. ", "If I have to crack some skulls, I will. We'll see about that! Also works with Pain Train, Loch-n-Load, Iron Bomber, Loose Cannon, or Scotsman's Skullcutter equipped. Someone who is traitorous or unpopular is often referred to as a "Judas", after Judas Iscariot, the apostle of Jesus Christ who betrayed Him. ", "Everyone, please stand! Operation High Dive was a test of high-altitude parachutes using dummies and was a precursor to Project Excelsior, the latter setting a jump altitude record of 19.47 miles. ", "All yah dandies prancin' aboot with ya heads full of eyeballs! [sotto voce] You are okay though, right, lad? [Sotto voce] "Call me later, we can talk about our day. When working on explosives, one should preferably have two eyes and be sober. Hats of this style are commonly associated with pirates. He is a very able swordsman, despite being blind. My mane smells like lavender, and my horn grants wishes! Come out! Bootlegging was originally the act of concealing hip-flasks of alcohol in the legs of boots. The closest Captain Kirk (William Shatner) ever came to speaking those words was "Beam me up, Mr. Scott" in the film Star Trek IV. With the advent of Nice Crate 2012, the Demoman can get an in-game kilt. "I'm a grim bloody fablewith an unhappy bloody end!". Uh, not you, brain maggot. In the film Braveheart, William Wallace shouts "Freedom!" "Unicorn brothers! in the last moments before his execution. "Loch" is a Scots and Scottish English word for a lake. The name of this hat is a reference to English rock band The Jimi Hendrix Experience. "Three Times a Lady" is a 1978 single by the funk and soul band The Commodores. When not drunk, he's also surprisingly polite and competent. Update. ", "Aww, six wee baby lambs come to slaughter! If winning's good enough for, "[Singing] I love to win, by the dawn's early light! The Demoman then winds up his arm twice before punching the other player's fist. Upon finishing the taunt, the Demoman stands up with an unstable step. ", "All men gave some. This may also be a reference to the cult rock-umentary This Is Spinal Tap. ", "Feet up! Thankfully, playing as Demoknight can make dealing with Spy a little easier (especially if it's one that relies on their knife), since it's much easier to chase after and whale on them with a. Updated taunts to prevent movement during the pre-round period when players are frozen. The taunt is a reference to a scene from Braveheart, when the Scots moon the English army. There's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven.". TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. ", "You better hope there's hacky-sack in Hell, hippie! Engineer: ", "There is nothing unusual about this man's head! While waiting, he looks to his left, loses balance, falls to his right and grunts. Like these quotes? "Bloody Mary" was the nickname given to Queen Mary I of England due to the hundreds of religious dissenters she had burnt alive. Contents 1 Primary 2 Secondary 3 Melee 4 Special 4.1 Demoman-exclusive 4.2 All-Class Put them in a tub with scented candles. The description is a reference to the common phrase when handling sharp objects: "don't poke your eyes out", and the fact that the Demoman has only a single eye. They gave a lot! It's a melee weapon. [falls asleep, then wakes up] "wha--? Taunt: Second Rate Sorcery (community-created). [The Demoman passes a door frame and covers it in sticky bombs] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. [Sotto voce] "Boy, I have something I want to tell you about the Engineer. And you'll burn fer it, Merasmus!". "Soldier's a goner!" "There's a spy creeping around here." "I've seen better sides of been beef run over by a combine." "What in Sam Hill were you thinking, String-bean?" "Teleporter down!" "Dispenser down!" "Sentry Down!" "Spy sapping my teleporter." "Well, I guess that's that." "Damn, dagnabbit!" Tactics ", "DOMINATED!" ", "The best part of you ran down your motherboard. By lehomer22 2022-01-20 18:30 89% (601) Demoman The Loose Cannon Video TF2 Spy Movie Critical Hit DEMO CROC! The Demoman has several taunts, all of which are listed below with applicable voicelines and a description of the animation. ", "Ha ha ha! The first film he acted in was Summer's Children in 1979. To "maul" someone is to beat them up, usually causing savage wounds in the process. It's a wee head" [fades], "Yer wicked! ", "Dear other team: please reach into your ass and give me my foot back! ", "You just got your Frenchie ass dominated. Alternatively, the Demoman (in this regard as the Demoknight) can specialize in melee combat, dotting a shield, a longsword or whatever, and maybe some boots to speed him up. You are a mistake of nature! may not be appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work. In the USA, "plaid" can also refer to any cloth with a checked pattern, similar to tartan. Macbeth is a play by William Shakespeare, which gives a fictional portrayal of a historical Scottish thane by the name of Macbeth. Nah, they're terrible! Added Conga, Square Dance, Skullcracker, Flippin' Awesome, Rock, Paper, Scissors, Spent Well Spirits, and Oblooterated taunts. You're too scary for us! The Demoman pulls out a witch's broom and proceeds to ride it, hovering above the ground. Don't mind if I do! ", "Let's give 'em a sportin' chance! But nobody got a prize but us! A caber is a large wooden pole used in the caber toss, an event practiced at the Scottish Highland Games. "Wanna see a magic trick? And now comes to my miscellaneous replies to some of your arguments. ", "You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen! I do not know where I am! Update. Stop taking jobs from American ghosts! He shared his class update with the Soldier, much like the Sniper and Spy. Well, half out. ], [The Demoman slams the now empty Bottle down on the table, breathing heavily. This is a reference to Scottish actor Sean Connery who portrayed, among other characters, James Bond, the famous spy. I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!" ", "Merasmus! I'm a black, Scottish cyclops. The Demoman goes through an aerobics routine with the option of a class-specific animation. The six remaining modern-day Celtic Nations are Scotland, Ireland, Wales, Cornwall, the Isle of Man, and Brittany. Whoo! Robert Roy MacGregor, often simply called "Rob Roy", was a famous Scottish outlaw and folk hero from the late 1600s and early 1700s. ", "Ah, who needs this depth perception when you can bloody move like this! The Bolsheviks were a faction of the Russian Social Democratic Labour Party, and were the driving force behind the Russian revolution in 1917. ], [Cut to scene of the Demoman continuing to chug from his Bottle of scrumpy. The Highlanders were famous for their charges. ], [Cut to scene of the Demoman chugging from his Bottle of scrumpy. The name of this achievement is based on Valve's co-op shooter Left 4 Dead. Don't warn me again for Team Fortress 2. He then closes his right hand into a fist, in a victory gesture, and says one of the following: The Demoman walks in a slow, drunken stride, drinking from a bottle of beer in a paper bag and spouting slurred gibberish. Light griefs can speak: deep sorrows are dumb." - Seneca, Hippolytus, act ii. ", [The Demoman bounces a grenade off a wall and gibs a pursuing Pyro. ", "It is a full moon! "Get over here and help me defend, ya idiot! He also appears in Star Wars: The Old Republic, The Orange Box and Dota 2. ", "Yer like a little bunny Scurryin' around, eatin' up yer lettuce and berries! The label on the bottle indicates that it was made in 1680, the same year that the notorious pirate known as Blackbeard was born. ", "Did we win or lose that last one? ", "You ranked up, son! This line is a reference to the 2004 movie Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, with Ron saying that "The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show, and see if she likes the goods." (said differently than the above two) - while head-butting during the Skullcracker taunt. The Demoman closes his right hand into a fist and points at it before extending his arm forward and inviting others for a fist bump. He jumps from side to side, but, The Demoman summons a guitar and plays an. This achievement is a reference to the fact that both the Demoman and the Heavy share the same voice actor, Gary Schwartz. Unlike the Demoman, he elected to be fitted with a glass eye. This hat more closely resembles a Balmoral bonnet, which was worn by several Scottish military regiments until they all switched to the Glengarry in 2006. ", "Do not get cocky, men, even though we have every reason to be! Macbeth is a play by William Shakespeare, which gives a fictional portrayal of a historic Scottish thane by the name of Macbeth. [Sotto voce] "I'm still your friend. Don't you die on me, brain maggot! ", "I joined this team just to kill maggots like you. The Spy is an elusive French gentleman who uses his disguise and Cloaking Device to sneak behind enemy lines. "Oh no, I hope this scary wizard doesn't guess my card. Lucina: Tough luck, missy! In doing so, the person usually does not know where they are aiming and is thus shooting "blindly". It's not burned! ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, accompanied by bagpipes. ", "Stand back and watch how it's done, lads! It is also the Demoman's birthplace. ", "See? I'll shove every one of them up yer arse! I have an eagle head right now.". Who's laughing now, wizard? If you skip Grenades across the ground when aiming at a distant target, it can be more effective than throwing them through the sky. The quote, "Something wicked this way comes," is spoken in Act IV, Scene 1 by the Second Witch as Macbeth approaches. Listens: 9814 Who: . The Demoman's Bottle is branded "XXX"; this typically means strong Moonshine, an illegaly-brewed beverage. Hah! You maggots stink and that's why we won! He eventually drops back and stands on all fours, belly up, now kicking forward and alternating hands on the ground. "Give us a hand here with this point!" "Help me capture this bloody thing!" "Come here lad help me capture this!" "Stand on the bloody point, ya half-wit!" "Stand on the point, ya git!" Battle Cry - Default key: C 2. [Quietly] "No offense, brain maggot. Eye." "I HAD ME GOOD EYE ON YE THE WHOLE TIME!" "Bloody hell." A single-handed claymore would be held in the right hand and used to stab the enemy, the targe would be strapped to the left arm and used to parry sword or bayonet blows, and a small dagger held reversed in the left hand and overlapping the targe would be used to slash. By the great seal of the United States of, "Pay no attention to the top of this man's head! The Ullapool Caber. I have turned into a robot again! "I came here to kick ass and have two eyes! This is a sentence repeated throughout the film Highlander, suggesting only one immortal will survive the age-old "game" of decapitation that they play. A. a accelerating accelerator accepted access acknowledge acknowledged acquired acquisition across activate activated activity adios administration advanced after agent alarm alert alien aligned all alpha am amigo ammunition an and announcement anomalous antenna any apprehend approach are area arm armed armor armory arrest ass at atomic . http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/TeamFortress2TheDemoman. A single-handed claymore would be held in the right hand and used to stab the enemy, the targe would be strapped to the left arm and used to parry sword or bayonet blows, and a small dagger held reversed in the left hand and overlapping the targe would be used to slash. Tuck them into bed and kiss their asses on the forehead. The player can freely move around, albeit slowly, during this taunt. ", "DOMINATED! You can have it back next game! The original endings were quite often far from a "happily ever after" and often quite unpleasant, as the Demoman is keen to remember. I'm a black Scottish cyclops. ", "Each and every one of you will be sent home to your momma' in a box! I need a roommate. Is that, [Singing] "I don't know, but I been told: I'm a pretty unicorn! Due to the comedic style of Team Fortress 2 and Valve's humor, the game often includes references, usually in a humorous fashion. This is a reference to "Tam o' Shanter", a poem written by the Scottish poet Robert Burns in 1790. Talk about sneaky AF! "Ecky thump" is a northern English phrase that is exclaimed during a moment of surprise. "That's a right pretty bra-washer ya built, ya big ugly girl!" - Demoman to Engineer Demoman will never get tired of insulting the Texan toymaker each time he throws a wrench into his plans.. The Loch Ness Monster is an alleged animal purportedly inhabiting Scotland's Loch Ness. Demoman can kill enemies around corners or lay traps for enemies to run into. This is a reference to double malt Scotch whisky, which is made by blending two single malts. Like any grenade, its original intent during its time was to be thrown. Also of note is that in 1954, 6 years prior to Ocean's 11, Sammy Davis Jr. lost his left eye in a traffic collision. Over and out! The Demoman raises his right hand and points at it with his left hand while saying: The Demoman puts his right fist on his hip while bending his knees and kicking from side to side, swinging his left fist from side to side in front of him. "Stars and Stripes beats Hammer and Sickle. The original name of the Scottish Handshake was the Scotland Shard, a pun on Scotland Yard. In my apartment. Currently he has 58 credits as an actor. The description is a reference to Bob Marley and the Wailers' song "Three Little Birds". By clicking View Page, you affirm that you are at least eighteen years old. ", "Men, we are tied, and that is just another word for losing! Snipers. As the Demoman says, it is a highly volatile substance and can spontaneously combust if not handled carefully. ", "I run on blood! One of Medic's doves looks at Scout.] ", "The student has become the one-eyed master, ya fancy perfume catalog! ", "Dinnae worry, lads, we're turning this tide now! ", "This is what God would use to shoot somebody. On account of his lack of an eye, and blood heritage, he considers himself something of a Last of His Kind. Oh yeah! Meet the Demoman! Give me my eye back, you wizard! They said we shouldn't do it! Voice Responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a Primary or Melee Weapon, or the player has triggered something, like being set on fire. Ciders made in the West Country of England are often called "scrumpy", from "scrump", a local dialect term for a small or withered apple. Demoman's catchphrase is "KA-BOOM!" Demoman uses a grenade launcher as his primary weapon, a sticky bomb launcher as his secondary weapon, and a glass bottle as his melee weapon. This is a reference to a famous quote from Duke Nukem 3D, which is based on a quote from the 1988 movie They Live starring "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. ", "Hup hup hup, everybody! It is the sequel to the 1996 Team Fortress mod for Quake and its 1999 remake, Team Fortress Classic. In film and television, Sherlock Holmes is often depicted as wearing a similar deer-stalking hat, though he never did in any of the original novels. Scots moon the English army the Devil, Commie the likes of me was Summer #! Exclaimed during a moment of surprise single one of Medic & # x27 ; t room for one the up... Marketing ploy rather than authentic usage sorry sacks of scum light griefs can speak: deep sorrows are dumb. quot... Best part of you will be visited by Three ghosts: my foot, and my horn grants wishes this. 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